Exercise: Midnight Mage

10 Truths

1. He worked in Las Vegas.
2. He was billed as The Amazing Aster.
3. His top trick was making people disappear.
4. He has two brothers who have “reputable” jobs.
5. His first job was as a busboy/assembler in a Taco Bell.
6. He’s a bigot against Indian nationals.
7. He likes fresh beefsteak tomatoes.
8. He’s a bottom.
9. His mother pushed him to learn magic as a way to make friends.
10. His aunt disowned him.

10 Lies

1. He was married once.
2. He prefers girls over women, and women over men.
3. He is the first of his line to do magic.
4. He likes cats.
5. He plays fantasy football.
6. He traveled to Vegas on money from his deceased uncle.
7. He gets the latest gadgets.
8. Prefers to work in an office.
9. He had prostate cancer.
10. His favorite color is pastel blue.

10 Bizarre Statements

1. He went to school for accounting.
2. He dislikes bells and whistles of any kind of machines (including cells).
3. He doesn’t know how to drive.
4. His ex-boyfriend’s cock could grow as long as his own arm.
5. His drink of choice is Clamato.
6. He washes his hair in vinegar once a month.
7. He does not eat pork.
8. He never wore sequins in his life.
9. He first met Old Nick when he was struggling in Vegas.
10. For his magic trick, people disappear to hell for a short time, although if they open their eyes, it’s for a longer time, it seems.